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Help. I need Nutrition related jokes?

I’m designing a children’s activity sheet with puzzles, facts, jokes etc. The current project is about carbohydrates. Does anyone know of any carb-related jokes (for kids)? Any help will be appreciated. Thanks.

Maybe some of these sites will give you some ideas.Hope this helps. good luck.

http://kidshealth.org/kid/nutrition/

http://www.ext.nodak.edu/food/kidsnutrition/kids-2.htm

http://edtech.kennesaw.edu/web/nutrit.html

http://children.webmd.com/child-nutrition-8/default.htm

http://www.waitrose.com/food/healthandnutrition/healthyeatingforchildren/gamesandpuzzles.aspx

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